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Wipe that Face off Your Head
Or how to weather an exceptionally nasty mood day
May 26
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AprilCG
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Baby Got Back
How the size of my butt, or rather other people's opinion of it, shaped me
May 19
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AprilCG
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I Got No Money, Honey
Or when being broke feels like freedom versus scary and how to tell the difference
May 12
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AprilCG
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Spring Heartbreak
Or why I always wanted to be somewhere else.
May 5
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AprilCG
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April 2023
Accidental Authenticity is the Best Kind
Or a foray into being your whole self at work
Apr 28
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AprilCG
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From Normandy to Waco ~ Perspectives
or the benefits of both clutter and decluttering
Apr 14
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AprilCG
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I Wrote Something Awesome, and You Can't Read It.
Or why I'm so bad at making up titles
Apr 7
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AprilCG
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March 2023
Let's Talk About Religion!
or how an atheist avoids debilitating nihilism and depression
Mar 31
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AprilCG
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This Car Is Definitely Not an Inside Car
Adventures with a questionably road-worthy vehicle in Mexico
Mar 24
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AprilCG
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Why All Food Should Come in Bowls
Or my latest attempt to avoid the seriousness that runs rampant in my brain
Mar 10
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AprilCG
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Why Am I Awake Right Now??
Turning into my parents on a Sunday morning
Mar 3
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AprilCG
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February 2023
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Why my family doesn't do game night
Feb 24
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AprilCG
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