This Is Not What I Expected

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Holiday Disasters Are Hilarious (Thirty Years Later)

Talking About Santa, or Ways My Kids Messed Up Parenting

How to Make and Lose Friends in Just 47 Years

Thanks but No Thanks ~ On Taking Gratitude Too Far

Blame It All on My Roots...

And So Our Story Begins...Again

This is What Happens When My Brain Falls Out

Ten Ways You Know You've Made It

Why Friends Unhinges People in the Comments Section

The Dentist, Scrambled Eggs and a Bad Nineties Song

I'm Never Going to Get There...

Just Because It Works, Doesn't Mean You're Doing It Right

True Love is a Pain in the Ass

It Puts the Lotion on its Skin...

Modern Marriage is Weird

She's All Growed Up!

So You've Decided to Have a Hysterectomy

Coming soon

Right Back Where I Started (but better)

Editing my Book is Scrambling my Brain (and other terrible metaphors)

7 Healthy Habits Worth Creating in 2022

Ode to an Elementary School

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