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Ghosts of Holidays Past, Part II

Ghosts of Holidays Past, Part I

Make it a Great Day; Get Hit By a Car.

Advice to My Younger Self

The Inconstant Moon

Death to Goal Setting!

What Was I Scared Of?

Why I Love Mess and Organization Equally

If You're Going to Work in Childcare, Work Here

The Illusion of Choice

Ah, the Simple Life

Shattering the Magic of Childhood

I Like to Sing, and I'm Not Good at It

Am I...A Morning Person???

An Ode to Jessica, Wherever She Is

Take What You Want, Leave the Rest

"Everything Everywhere All at Once"

"The Way It's Supposed to Be" is live!

How to Plan an Event When You Hate Planning Events

The Great and Terrible Infinite Jest

I am the Little Red Hen of Books

What's Not So Great About the Gig Economy

What Happens When You Argue With the Cops?

Wipe that Face off Your Head

Baby Got Back

I Got No Money, Honey

Spring Heartbreak

Accidental Authenticity is the Best Kind

From Normandy to Waco ~ Perspectives

I Wrote Something Awesome, and You Can't Read It.

Let's Talk About Religion!

This Car Is Definitely Not an Inside Car

Why All Food Should Come in Bowls

Why Am I Awake Right Now??

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

How Each Generation Does Better Than the One Before It...

Back to the Books

Intuitive Eating: How We Dig Ourselves Out of Diet Culture

They Grow Up so Fast

What Would You Say... You Write About?

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